The Jeffrey Protocol

Oct 21, 2014

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(Source: pocketspoopy, via all-the-cool-fandoms)

Oct 21, 2014

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via all-the-cool-fandoms)

Oct 21, 2014

Put a band in my ask and I’ll tell you my top 5 songs by them.

(Source: mattbeellamy, via skelet0nns)

Oct 21, 2014

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.
http://ourfunnyworld.tumblr.com/

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

(via dracos-apple)

Oct 21, 2014

kaleidoscopeofourmemories:

summerof-89:

A ‘quickie’ with Taylor Swift

She’s nacho princess.

Nope, I’m Nacho Princess

(Source: gotyourdemons, via dracos-apple)

Oct 21, 2014

Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.

ctron164:

jea-nte:

tony-kerry-goldwyn:

yokhakidfiasco:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lvrslaflame:

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

221,863 black people reblogged this

lmfaoooo 

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Lol

I’m 22, but when people see me, they ask me if I’m a senior in high school

reblogging because I try so hard to be black.

People still think I’m 19 X___X

(Source: kooley-high)

Oct 21, 2014

SEND ME A NUMBER

  • 1: i'd bang you against a wall

Oct 20, 2014

bananadome:

Fitz tells Mellie - Scandal 4x04 [per request]

Oct 20, 2014

(Source: stefon-rneyers)

Oct 20, 2014

(Source: paralysedbeaver)